Well I suppose I had to make this blog a bit naughty sooner or later. To prove that I'm not entirely a hopeless romantic, I thought I'd do the proper teenage guy thing and talk about how sexy my girlfriend is.
She is perfect. Everything about her is so hot and amazing. She insists that she's flat-chested but she really isn't, and when you're that magnificently skinny moderately-sized breasts look bigger anyway. She even has nice cleavage, which sort of proves her wrong.
She has wonderfully smooth and sensual skin, with an unbelievable lack of blemishes. Her tummy is gorgeously flat which helps to accentuate her figure even more. She has incredibly sexy legs which suit her perfectly, and quite simply the sexiest ass I have ever seen.
She is so damn hot. And she's mine. I'm even in the process of convincing her to wear more provocative clothes just cause she looks so good. I can't help it. Really.
I feel so special to have the sexiest girl ever as my girlfriend. I love her so much, and I apologise to my followers for making you realise that I'm not really that sweet or innocent after all. I'm worse than you'll ever know....
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Well, I guess this proves that you're not made of sugar and spice and all things nice.
ReplyDeleteI love it when someone other than myself praises me to the heavens. It does wonders for my ego. ;D
I kid. You're so sweet. :)
And horny at the same time ;-D
ReplyDeleteben, none of us ever thought you were sweet and innocent. well actually no, innocent yes, but obviously you have teenage boy in you. lol.
ReplyDeletealso it wont let me sign in to comment, so im just commenting with my url. lol
Are you surprised at all to find out that I'm a horny sex machine?
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ReplyDeleteWow, and everything just got awkward. :)
I would like to take some credit in corrupting you though.
Yeah well you are the one I feel up after all sexy...
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