Thursday, December 10, 2009

The End.

My time has come. To finish a truly crappy day on Tuesday, my dad caught me using the internet without the proxy server. I won't go into details, but basically having the proxy server turned on enables all the internet filters we have which block me from accessing this site. They are now turned on permanently, which means I will not be able to blog from home anymore.

This is my final post, until I leave home I guess. I don't think things can get any worse than this. It sucks not being able to blog anymore, or read what you guys have to say, which is why I would appreciate it if you guys didn't comment back on any of my posts any more. I won't be able to reply, and that'll annoy me.

So yeah. Adios, mis amigos hermosos.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Mr. Idiot

Unlike miss schmartypants, I had a terrible day. I cried, I got a lousy report, got upstaged by my perfect girlfriend, managed to make both her and my mum hate me, spent half my day trying to make it up to my mum by doing other people's chores and being pleasant and just getting ignored or told off, and cut my hand after punching my wardrobe door after tea.

I can't even be properly miserable or pissed off cause I know that everyone else has bigger problems than me. Fuck it

Random fact #3

I cried today.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Rituals

Recently I have been partaking in certain teenage rituals, such as learning to drive a car. While I might still be the annoying backseat driver, I'm certainly learning a few things from Lauren's dad as he teaches her to drive.

And get this: she's really good. After half an hour on Saturday she could drive the automatic up and down the street and park it, and after an hour today she could drive the manual without stalling, change gear, and even manage something vaguely resembling a parking maneouvre =D. She hasn't even bunny-hopped yet. Not ONCE! She even managed to be so good and learn so quickly that she's thoroughly discouraged me from wanting to learn to drive, which is a good thing because then I won't be dead in a year's time. She just learns so quickly and effortlessly that I know I won't be able to match her, and that puts me off driving.

But I have never been more proud of her than I was this evening. She is incredible in every way, and I am utterly confused as to why someone so perfect should want to go out with a stupid, retarded idiot like me. I guess it's because she's so self-conscious and modest that she refuses to admit that she's perfect and therefore way out of my league.

But she is. She can drive really well, she's an awesome girlfriend in every way and I bet all the money I have that she'll get a better report than me come tomorrow.

She really is amazing. Her only flaw is her boyfriend.