I am an outsider to all species of human living on this planet. I am not fully guy, for reasons that would take too long to explain, but I am not a girl either. I can find faults in both sexes.
Guys are disgusting pigs. And girls are confusing. It seems that every girl's greatest fear is other girls bitching about her, which of course is exactly why bitching is so many girls' favourite thing to do. I mean, ????????. Hence my girlfriend thinks everyone hates her, when in fact she is the most adorable and perfect girl on the planet. Sorry to all my fine female followers, but this is the truth. I love you, princess.
So I have decided that I am in fact Doctor Who. Apparently when my hair is longer I even look a little like him.
Speaking of which, who agrees with Morgan when he says that Doctor Who is a superhero? Comment with your votes...
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As a female, I know how the female mind works, and am therefore paranoid about being bitched about.
ReplyDeleteThis may make me a hypocrite.
I think the constant bitching, in my sad sorry case at least, stems from insecurity. I know that while I'm bitching about someone, no one is bitching about me.
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Yeahhhhh.
thats the way we girls work. :S we bitch about the people who are pissing us off at the time, and while we're involved in bitching about someone, then we know that everyone in that group is also bitching about the same person and.. like lauren said, you know no one is bitching about you...
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be so much easier if you were all nice to each other?
ReplyDeleteYes of course, but it's never going to work like that, is it? Someone's always going to bitch.
ReplyDeleteI made a blog with the two reasons Doctor Who isn't a super hero. =)
ReplyDeleteBesides, with some girls if they didn't bitch what would they talk about? (Eeek. Some of the conversations I overhear in the library. They bitch, loudly, often when the person is nearby.)
Well I suppose they could talk about guys instead...
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