Google is going to help me get famous

I decided that I should attempt to get more viewers to this page by posting stuff that people would often look for on Google. So here goes:

For the girls: Twilight twilight vampires twilight OMG ROBERT PATTINSON IS SO HAWT twilight twilight new moon twilight sparkly skin twilight twilight OMG I WISH MY BOYFRIEND HAD SPARKLY SKIN and so the lion fell in love with the lamb twilight eclipse vampires twilight Edward Cullen *drools* twilight vampires breaking dawn twilight twilight

And for the boys: porn porn porn porn boobs vagina porn etc. (Didn't want to keep writing that over and over - I'm at school)

Seeing as I'm writing this at school, let's place bets on how long it takes for this post to get blocked! The proceeds can go to my "Get more followers through the use of obscene words" campaign!