I am Doctor Who

I am an outsider to all species of human living on this planet. I am not fully guy, for reasons that would take too long to explain, but I am not a girl either. I can find faults in both sexes.

Guys are disgusting pigs. And girls are confusing. It seems that every girl's greatest fear is other girls bitching about her, which of course is exactly why bitching is so many girls' favourite thing to do. I mean, ????????. Hence my girlfriend thinks everyone hates her, when in fact she is the most adorable and perfect girl on the planet. Sorry to all my fine female followers, but this is the truth. I love you, princess.

So I have decided that I am in fact Doctor Who. Apparently when my hair is longer I even look a little like him.

Speaking of which, who agrees with Morgan when he says that Doctor Who is a superhero? Comment with your votes...