I am Doctor Who

I am an outsider to all species of human living on this planet. I am not fully guy, for reasons that would take too long to explain, but I am not a girl either. I can find faults in both sexes.

Guys are disgusting pigs. And girls are confusing. It seems that every girl's greatest fear is other girls bitching about her, which of course is exactly why bitching is so many girls' favourite thing to do. I mean, ????????. Hence my girlfriend thinks everyone hates her, when in fact she is the most adorable and perfect girl on the planet. Sorry to all my fine female followers, but this is the truth. I love you, princess.

So I have decided that I am in fact Doctor Who. Apparently when my hair is longer I even look a little like him.

Speaking of which, who agrees with Morgan when he says that Doctor Who is a superhero? Comment with your votes...

She is so perfect

I had no idea that one could improve on perfection.

But now I know that miracles do occur. Because today, the most perfect-looking girl in the history of the planet just got even more beautiful.

She had her hair up today, and somehow (don't ask me how) she looked even more angelic and wonderful than she normally does. Perfection has become even more pure and perfect.

And perfection is mine and I love her. She must always have her hair up from now on.