Ten reasons why I am not the average teenage guy

10. I enjoy shopping with my mum
9. I do not eat very much
8. I have manners
7. I love chick flicks, and I hate violence
6. I have never watched porn
5. My bedroom is neat and tidy
4. My bedroom is full of LEGO models. Geeky much?
3. I do not want a car or driving licence until I'm older and more responsible
2. I have a fashion sense
1. One of the things that makes me happiest is when she buys new clothes

Don't Blink

I watched the best ever Doctor Who episode last night. Serena will know what I'm talking about - Blink. The episode with the Weeping Angels is the best thing ever to appear on television ever. Not only is it really scary and fantastically clever, it has some great one-liners:

The Doctor: "This, is a timey-wimey detector." [sees other person's bemused expression and decides to divulge in an explanation] "It goes ding when there's stuff."

Or even better:

The Doctor: "My life's pretty busy - nothing happens in the right order. It's very confusing. Especially for weddings. I'm no good at weddings. Particularly my own....but anyway, I can't chat, I have things to do. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard..."

Isn't that just the best? He even says that last one while wearing a bow and quiver on his back, having just got out of a London cab.

If I was gay, I would so have little man-babies with David Tennant...